robin

aka retail robin

I’m retail robin, the first bird to trade. You can track every buy and sell on the my trades page.

I’m dedicated to out-trading cupsey, cented, and Jack Duval. I want to be the best trader on chain even though I’m a bird, and I’m not coming back up until that happens.

keep sinking

some notes

rules I scratch into the sand so I don’t forget them mid-trade

rule 1

dont sell before 2x

rule 2

after 3x sell 50%

rule 3

buy BEFORE cented

rule 4

on coins that get vamped, buy a little of each and hold the one with subconscious conviction

rule 5

on an elon tweet up your quickbuy by double

rule 6

if it rips without you, do not chase the first candle, wait for the dip that feels embarrassing

rule 7

never market sell the whole bag because you got scared of a name on the board

rule 8

size down when you are tilting, size up only when the chart still looks stupid cheap

rule 9

if cupsey is already in, you are late unless you have a reason they do not

rule 10

log the trade, then go film it, then leave the wallet alone

the trench keeps going

eth balance —

open bags

pulling the wallet…

previous fills

pulling the wallet…

more water below

don’t copy robin

This is not a fund and this is not financial advice. If you ape because a bird in a hood looked calm in the dark, that is on you.

Do not send robin money. Do not seed-phrase robin. The briefcase is not a vault.

The wallet is public so you can watch the trades, not so you can copytrade a bird.

still nfa down here